What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"