What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"