Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!