Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!