Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.