Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?