Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...