Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.