The giraffe put him up to it.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Not very many of them know how to dance
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
