Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.