Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.