Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint