Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

Which band does rockclimbers listen to ?

Rolling Stones

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.