Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.