Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!