She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
He heils a taxi!
He had a plane to catch.
It is an airport.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.
The airport is Snowden
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
For a free cavity search.
he was on a watch list...
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Terminal illness
because it provides cavity protection
IN PLANE SIGHT!
Take me to the airport.
It had a terminal illness.
To the airport please
We need to give you a cavity search
Because he was Snowden...
Because its a band substance
The planes kept Stalin.
The planes were stalin.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
Edward Snowed In
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Take the stairs.
Terminal velocity.
Pitch for every airport
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
A niet!
C. U. Tomorov
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
He was raising a colt.
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
by the pound.
Pound an alarm
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'
Where my knickers at "
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
