How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.