How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.