How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.