Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.