Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots