Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Jfk Jokes More Jfk Jokes

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade