Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.