Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.