They like horsin' around.
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Because it's pointless.
ghost buzzards
nail the other hand to the floor.
Because they had a point
She wasn't edgy enough!
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Because there is no point!
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Cause he kept going in circles...
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The purr-rimiter.
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
A circle, eh.
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Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Take away her rights.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
In a circle.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because there was no point.
Why are you so pointless
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Groanhenge
Because its hard to run in squares !
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
A: A dope ring.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because I shot its leg off.
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
He had a nosebleed.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Because it was a play on words.
Politicks
It just ran out of juice.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.
And why is he always arguing with people?
The Elfabet!
The braille left her lips numb.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
I can't go deep in juice.
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
A pineapple
