Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot