Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"