Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Their hips.
Ill call you tomorow
He spent all day gargoyling.
WATERBOARDING!!!
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
They both like a tight seal.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."
Because they had a point
3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about