Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about