How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.