Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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They think outside the box.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.