Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway