What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.