What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !