What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.