What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.