What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.