What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.