What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What's the integral of 1/(cabin)?

1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.