What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.