Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
The temperature of their caffeine
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
