Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Damn, son. It's about time!
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Lukewarm.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
