What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.