Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Ton Ton Jokes More Ton Ton Jokes

What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.