Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

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What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Tauntaun Jokes More Tauntaun Jokes

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*