Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !