Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.