Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.