Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

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What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

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Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

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Why are ducks funny?

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide