What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!