Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker