Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids