What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan