What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing