What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.