What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.