How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?