How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?