How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.