How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !