How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.