God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Cheesus
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Retarded.
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
To fry the chicken.
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
They can't reflect on what they've done.
They gave her a basketball and told her to read.