God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A Baked Potato.
A baked potato
A Doctor you racist!
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.