What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.