What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.