Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...