How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK