How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.