How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons?

LENIN-NADE. Just smack me.