How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...