David Cop-a-feel
Because the pedals fell off.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
It tears your apart.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
A good start.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
His leg was in a cast.
Will Feral. Edit: I tried
Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!