What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!