David Cop-a-feel
She returned home with a red snapper.
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Can't touch this!
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
His leg was in a cast.
Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!