How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night