Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night