Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.