Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.