Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!