Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner