What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.