What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead