What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!