What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Line Dance Instructor Jokes More Line Dance Instructor Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!