Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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Chicken Caesar salad.

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Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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The ones with food.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.