Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.