Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Walk this way
A cripple.
Will-e. Shakespeare.
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The corner.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
They always fal-afel off the tight rope.