What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...