What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.