A plain bagel.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Rolls-Royce.
Plymouth Rock
Elon Musk
Sneakers.
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
A hot dog
A Cadillac.
An obliga-tree.
A Dead End.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Dad jokes.
Decom-pose.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Toilet trees.
culosis.
Refractions
Tenants.
Hose.
A sturgeon.
They're huge metal fans.
Carry OK
Shoepremacy.
Weeding
Battered shrimp.
A shotgun mic!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Astro-knots.
Shartonnay
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A mushroom.
Denim Denim. Denim
an ill eagle
Edam.
A dogwood
PokMongoDB
Mosqui-toes
rated movies.
An Ex-Man.
The Moo York Times
Euca-lipton
FINNISH HYMN!
A toy-
It's a beta blocker
Cottage cheese.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A spaniel.
A swallow
A palm tree
A Christler.
An acrobat.
Steppenwolf
Pro-state cancer.
A Toy-Yoda
Nun
Make it Tso's Number One."
Crossfit
The Spanish Inquisition.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
Fruit of the tomb
One that gets you an oscar
A degree in law.
Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that
Because they use extra hops
17/38
In-ya-window
A Dell.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
A Li-ion battery.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Hypertrophy!
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Natalie Wood.
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Neck-romance-y.
A Biplane.
Rib-bed
Mascarpone
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
Denim, denim, denim.
Two plains.
Arrr'n'B
Cashews.
Medium Pizzas
sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
Pop music.
An Oncologist
None because they go barefoot.
A La-Barad-dr
Mabul cake.
A Dell
2 Na!
2 na
A GHETTOrade
Reality. I'll show myself out now...
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Spring water
French press
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
A: Heck
Because they shot the gorilla
a plain bagel.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Two, and often from the same person.
Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.
With a Hodor
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
WASWAS.
A marine biologist.
A seasoned veteran
