A Dell.
Lap-top!
Because it had a hard drive.
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
A cantaloupe.