What kind of computer can also sing?

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!