What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE