What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.