What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.