What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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His Feyonce.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe