What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats